I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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