Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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