ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I think my moral compass just broke
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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