My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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