Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Pants are for mortals
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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