Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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