I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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