Pappa wants mamma naked
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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