Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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