ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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