is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize