I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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