Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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