Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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