I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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