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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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