Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
