I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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