Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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