I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So. Much. Porn.
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