halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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