im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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