ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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