wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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