i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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