just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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