for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
