We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I could fuck to npr.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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