Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
