i don't plan on having that self control this summer
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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