did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Randomize
