Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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