what if I'm pregnant?
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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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