i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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