So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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