Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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