So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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