sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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