i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So gin and wine won't be happening again
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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