what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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