I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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