I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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