Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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