READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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