matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
