The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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