I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have demons in me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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