Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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