butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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