So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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