I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
