if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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