I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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