Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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