He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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