I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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